Todays quote comes from Prof. David Spiegelhalter “But I remain inspired by our cat. He hasn’t exactly been lavished with affection, and has never even had a proper name, just being called Mr Cat by default. But he’s kept plodding on, year after year, expressing his feelings by jamming his claws into delicate parts of my body. He fears no dog.
A perfect role model. So when I, too, am old, deaf and a bit daft, I shall follow his example by sitting outside the house, alternating between shouting at passers-by and pretending to be dead. I’ve got the bench set up already.”