After reading about Spain’s Eurovision contender – BBC News – the reason we have chosen Humperdinck becomes clear. It’s a race for the bottom – no one can afford to win, so we need to do our best not to. It will be just our luck that the UK will find itself as poor at losing (when we are trying to) as at winning.
So what can we do – all vote for the nation we want most to be kicked out of the Euro?!?